4 Rolls of toilet paper $ 4.59
1 Pack Lime Jello cups. $ 2.59
1 box of chicken broth. $ 2.99
1 Rx for G0-lytely bowel prep after insurance copay. $2.50
Look on my face after finishing the last 8 oz glass of that slimy, nasty, fake-ass-lime-flavored gallon of Nagasaki-in-a-bottle, that I had to drink every 15 minutes for almost 3 hours, to clean out my colon, so the doctor can feed some “flexible” scope the entire length of my colon tomorrow morning………..
(There better be a gold star in this for me somewhere, because that Go-lytely did NOT go lightly)