Mastercard moment – Colonscopy “prep”

1 Roll of toilet paper ………………………………………………….. $  1.29

1 Pack Lime Jello cups ……………………………………………..   $ 2.59

2 Packages Chix broth ……………………………………………….. $ 5. 00

1 Rx for G0-lytely bowel prep after insurance copay………………. $2.50

Look on my face after finishing the last 8 oz glass of that slimy, nasty, fake-ass-lime-flavored gallon of Nagasaki-in-a-bottle, that I had to drink every 15 minutes for almost 3 hours, to clean out my colon, so the doctor can feed some “flexible” scope the entire length of my colon tomorrow morning………..

priceless.

(There better be a gold star in this for me somewhere, because that Go-lytely did NOT go lightly)

8 responses to “Mastercard moment – Colonscopy “prep”

  1. If you have to go through this procedure again you should ask your dr if you could take magnesium citrate instead. It’s 94 cents at WalMart and doesn’t taste too bad if you don’t mind the taste of sort of flat soda water.

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  2. I’ve been through this before but I’ve got to go again next week for a camera up and a camera down, the damned paparazzi can’t intrude into your life this much and I’m a willing participant, I am and will remain my own worst enemy or worst enema, whatever.

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    • LMFAO! OMG, all I hope is that I’m “clean” enough for the procedure. I have had one friend whose prep didn’t render her sufficiently ahem… prepped. they had to reschedule her after better…. dynamite

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